113 lines
8.1 KiB
Lua
113 lines
8.1 KiB
Lua
function edit_nvim()
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vim.cmd(":e $MYVIMRC")
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vim.cmd(":cd ~/.config/nvim")
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vim.cmd(":NvimTreeOpen")
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end
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function randomquote()
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local quote = {
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"Bing Chilling",
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"The Stink Boys",
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"Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper",
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"White Monster",
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"The system plays us everday...",
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"sudo systemctl restart justinlime",
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"sudo systemctl start justinlime",
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"sudo systemctl stop justinlime",
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"sudo systemctl enable justinlime",
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"sudo systemctl disable justinlime",
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}
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return quote[math.random(1,#quote)]
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end
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function randomsplash()
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local splash = {
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{
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[[ ⠀ ]],
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[[ ⠀⠀ ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ]],
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[[ ⠀ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ]],
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[[ ⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏ ⠀]],
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[[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀ ⠀ ]],
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[[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀ ⠀]],
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[[ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]],
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[[ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]],
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[[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀]],
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[[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]],
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[[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]],
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[[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]],
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[[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]],
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[[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]],
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[[ ⠀ _ _ _ ___ ]],
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[[ ⠀ | \ | | (_) |__ \ ]],
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[[ ⠀ | \| | ___ ___ __ __ _ _ __ ___ ) | ]],
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[[ ⠀ | . ` | / _ \ / _ \\ \ / /| || '_ ` _ \ / / ]],
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[[ ⠀ | |\ || __/| (_) |\ V / | || | | | | ||_| ]],
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[[ ⠀ |_| \_| \___| \___/ \_/ |_||_| |_| |_|(_) ]],
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[[ ⠀ ]],
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[[______________________________________________________]],
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[[ ⠀ ]],
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[[ ⠀ ]],
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},
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{
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[[ ⠀ ]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⢂⣾⠿⠛⠒⠚⠛⠃⠺⢶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡣⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡐⠒⢙⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⡘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⠉⠀⠐⠀⠀⠙⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⣾⠁⠀⠀⠄⠂⢈⣠⠎⠀⠀⣸⣿⡿⠓⢬⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⢸⡟⠀⠔⣁⣤⣶⣿⠋⢰⠀⠀⣿⡟⠻⣦⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⣷⡇⢠⣾⢟⢭⣭⡭⡄⠀⡆⠀⣿⣷⣶⠺⡆⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠇⡇⠛⠡⣑⣈⣛⠝⢁⡀⠇⠀⣿⡿⠛⠒⣡⠇⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⢠⠁⠈⠐⠤⠄⠀⣠⢸⠈⠢⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠠⠚⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⡄⠀⢾⠀⡆⠠⣴⠞⠯⡀⠈⠙⠲⣶⣿⡇⠑⣦⡄⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠈⠺⡮⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠐⠒⠒⠛⠃⠈⠛⠇⠀⡏⡏⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⢰⠁⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢷⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠃⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠸⡳⡀⠀]],
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[[⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣯⣼⡇⠑⣄]],
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[[ ]],
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[[ ███╗ ██╗███████╗ ██████╗ ██╗ ██╗██╗███╗ ███╗ ]],
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[[ ████╗ ██║██╔════╝██╔═══██╗██║ ██║██║████╗ ████║ ]],
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[[ ██╔██╗ ██║█████╗ ██║ ██║██║ ██║██║██╔████╔██║ ]],
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[[ ██║╚██╗██║██╔══╝ ██║ ██║╚██╗ ██╔╝██║██║╚██╔╝██║ ]],
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[[ ██║ ╚████║███████╗╚██████╔╝ ╚████╔╝ ██║██║ ╚═╝ ██║ ]],
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[[ ╚═╝ ╚═══╝╚══════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═══╝ ╚═╝╚═╝ ╚═╝ ]],
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[[ ⠀ ]],
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[[______________________________________________________]],
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[[ ⠀ ]],
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[[ ⠀ ]],
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},
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{
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[[ ]],
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[[⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿]],
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[[⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿]],
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[[⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿]],
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[[⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿]],
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[[⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿]],
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[[⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿]],
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[[⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼]],
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[[⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼]],
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[[⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿]],
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[[⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿]],
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[[⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿]],
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[[⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿]],
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[[⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿]],
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[[⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿]],
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[[⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿]],
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[[⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿]],
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[[⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿]],
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[[ __ ]],
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[[ ___ ___ ___ __ __ /\_\ ___ ___ ]],
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[[ / _ `\ / __`\ / __`\/\ \/\ \\/\ \ / __` __`\ ]],
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[[/\ \/\ \/\ __//\ \_\ \ \ \_/ |\ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \ ]],
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[[\ \_\ \_\ \____\ \____/\ \___/ \ \_\ \_\ \_\ \_\]],
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[[ \/_/\/_/\/____/\/___/ \/__/ \/_/\/_/\/_/\/_/]],
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[[ ]],
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[[______________________________________________________]],
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[[ ]],
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[[ ]],
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},
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}
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return splash[math.random(1,#splash)]
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end
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