function edit_nvim() vim.cmd(":e $MYVIMRC") vim.cmd(":cd ~/.config/nvim") vim.cmd(":NvimTreeOpen") end function randomquote() local quote = { "Bing Chilling", "The Stink Boys", "Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper", "White Monster", "The system plays us everday...", "sudo systemctl restart justinlime", "sudo systemctl start justinlime", "sudo systemctl stop justinlime", "sudo systemctl enable justinlime", "sudo systemctl disable justinlime", } return quote[math.random(1,#quote)] end function randomsplash() local splash = { { [[ ⠀ ]], [[ ⠀⠀ ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ]], [[ ⠀ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ]], [[ ⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏ ⠀]], [[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀ ⠀ ]], [[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀ ⠀]], [[ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]], [[ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]], [[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀]], [[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]], [[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]], [[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]], [[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]], [[ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ]], [[ ⠀ _ _ _ ___ ]], [[ ⠀ | \ | | (_) |__ \ ]], [[ ⠀ | \| | ___ ___ __ __ _ _ __ ___ ) | ]], [[ ⠀ | . ` | / _ \ / _ \\ \ / /| || '_ ` _ \ / / ]], [[ ⠀ | |\ || __/| (_) |\ V / | || | | | | ||_| ]], [[ ⠀ |_| \_| \___| \___/ \_/ |_||_| |_| |_|(_) ]], [[ ⠀ ]], [[______________________________________________________]], [[ ⠀ ]], [[ ⠀ ]], }, { [[ ⠀ ]], [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⢂⣾⠿⠛⠒⠚⠛⠃⠺⢶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]], [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡣⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡐⠒⢙⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]], [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⡘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⠉⠀⠐⠀⠀⠙⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]], [[⠀⠀⠀⣾⠁⠀⠀⠄⠂⢈⣠⠎⠀⠀⣸⣿⡿⠓⢬⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]], [[⠀⠀⢸⡟⠀⠔⣁⣤⣶⣿⠋⢰⠀⠀⣿⡟⠻⣦⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀]], [[⠀⠀⣷⡇⢠⣾⢟⢭⣭⡭⡄⠀⡆⠀⣿⣷⣶⠺⡆⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀]], [[⠀⠀⠇⡇⠛⠡⣑⣈⣛⠝⢁⡀⠇⠀⣿⡿⠛⠒⣡⠇⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀]], [[⠀⠀⢠⠁⠈⠐⠤⠄⠀⣠⢸⠈⠢⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠠⠚⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀]], [[⡄⠀⢾⠀⡆⠠⣴⠞⠯⡀⠈⠙⠲⣶⣿⡇⠑⣦⡄⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀]], [[⠈⠺⡮⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠐⠒⠒⠛⠃⠈⠛⠇⠀⡏⡏⠀⠀⠀]], [[⠀⢰⠁⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢷⠀⠀⠀]], [[⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠃⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀]], [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀]], [[⠀⠀⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠸⡳⡀⠀]], [[⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣯⣼⡇⠑⣄]], [[ ]], [[ ███╗ ██╗███████╗ ██████╗ ██╗ ██╗██╗███╗ ███╗ ]], [[ ████╗ ██║██╔════╝██╔═══██╗██║ ██║██║████╗ ████║ ]], [[ ██╔██╗ ██║█████╗ ██║ ██║██║ ██║██║██╔████╔██║ ]], [[ ██║╚██╗██║██╔══╝ ██║ ██║╚██╗ ██╔╝██║██║╚██╔╝██║ ]], [[ ██║ ╚████║███████╗╚██████╔╝ ╚████╔╝ ██║██║ ╚═╝ ██║ ]], [[ ╚═╝ ╚═══╝╚══════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═══╝ ╚═╝╚═╝ ╚═╝ ]], [[ ⠀ ]], [[______________________________________________________]], [[ ⠀ ]], [[ ⠀ ]], }, { [[ ]], [[⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿]], [[⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿]], [[⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿]], [[⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿]], [[⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿]], [[⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿]], [[⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼]], [[⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼]], [[⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿]], [[⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿]], [[⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿]], [[⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿]], [[⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿]], [[⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿]], [[⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿]], [[⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿]], [[⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿]], [[ __ ]], [[ ___ ___ ___ __ __ /\_\ ___ ___ ]], [[ / _ `\ / __`\ / __`\/\ \/\ \\/\ \ / __` __`\ ]], [[/\ \/\ \/\ __//\ \_\ \ \ \_/ |\ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \ ]], [[\ \_\ \_\ \____\ \____/\ \___/ \ \_\ \_\ \_\ \_\]], [[ \/_/\/_/\/____/\/___/ \/__/ \/_/\/_/\/_/\/_/]], [[ ]], [[______________________________________________________]], [[ ]], [[ ]], }, } return splash[math.random(1,#splash)] end